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If there has been one thing I have learnt in all my time as a
professional procrastinator, it is that not doing the work never pays
off. Instead, I spend the hours leading up to the deadline, forever
looming over my head, feeling guilty and not entirely enjoying
myself as I surf the web looking up pictures of cats dressed as
Christmas elves. I would strongly urge everyone who is reading this
to learn from my many, many mistakes and stop procrastinating. As
someone who speaks purely from experience, I can safely say that
the effort of trying to catch up on three chapters of Maths in one
night does
N
ot
outweigh the rewards. As an ancient proverb states:
‘
Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried.
’ I always knew
all those hours spent looking up motivational quotes would come
to something.
‘
Procrastination
Station
AKA
The Internet
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